Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Who Would Be the Perfect Candidate for Governor of Utah?

           Here are the credentials for the perfect candidate for the governor of Utah:

1. He is male.

2. He has had several divorces.

3. He has had several extra-marital affairs and been openly promiscuous.

4. He made his fortune from gambling casinos.

5. He bribed politicians in order to get tax breaks and tax waivers for real estate developments.

6. He uses threats of lawsuits and litigations as a business strategy.

7. During the political campaign, he falsely accused an opponent’s father of murder.

8. During the political campaign, he mocked a disabled reporter, referred to a reporter’s menstrual cycle as a means of demeaning her, labeled whole groups of people “rapists” and “criminals,” bragged about the size of his penis, mocked the parents of a fallen soldier, demeaned a war hero for being captured, advocated torture as a government policy, attacked a federal judge because of his race, and has often used what a lot of Utahans would deem to be vulgar swearwords.

9. In his speeches, he labels his opponents with derogatory descriptions about their appearances, body parts, and mannerisms.

10. In rallies, he (as other dictators) asks his supporters to commit acts of assault and violence.

11. In rallies, he (as other dictators) attacks the media and mocks.

12. In his personal life, he has bragged about sexually assaulting women and has sexually assaulted, berated, and bullied women.

13. He has bragged that he loves war and would use nuclear weapons to bomb the middle east.

14. He lies incessantly, exaggerates, and manipulates.

15. He has business ties to Russia and praises the world’s most vile dictators.

16. He is a media star who has a lot of money and has no humility.

17. He’s used bankruptcy as a business model, and has all his products made overseas. He imported his wives from eastern Europe, has stiffed his workers (but has always had millions for himself), doesn’t pay federal taxes, and has proposed more tax cuts for himself--but claims he is a champion of the working class.

18. He is not a conservative, but advocates several socialistic policies.

          Perfect candidate for any political office in Utah, right?

          No. Such a candidate would not even be allowed to be a girl’s little league soccer coach in Utah, let alone governor. So, why are so many Utahans voting for Donald Trump for the president of the United States?

Loren M. Lambert © November 4, 2016

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